Steve Carver's book. WESTERN PORTRAITS: THE UNSUNG HEROES & VILLAINS OF THE SILVER SCREEN
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Wow, wow and more wow.” Words can hardly describe my reaction to the long awaited and highly anticipated epic tome from the iconic director and renowned photographer Steve Carver…….WESTERN PORTRAITS: The Unsung Heroes & Villains of the Silver Screen and believe you, me , it did not let me down….and…it exceeded all of my expectations. This volume delivers more than magnificent photographs and impressive images of Western greats, most of whom we already know. It also provides interesting and informative anecdotes and bio material on all subjects…a lot of which we did not know…thanks to noted writer and film historian C. Courtney Joyner. In addition, the book provides a listing of all Western or Western themed projects each individual appeared in or was involved with and best of all….their image….a moment in time brilliantly captured by Carver’s cameras. And as a bonus, the book contains an illuminating and enlightening brief essay, by Joyner, “Carved on Film Western Movies and The Faces That Made Them.” Title is self-explanatory. But most of all it’s the conceptualization ·that Carver captured that sets this book apart from all other photography books on Westerns and those beloved people associated with them. This book is a must for, not only, all Western lovers, but also for photography buffs, movie buffs or history buffs. The great legend Roger Corman wrote the Forward. There is no index, but subjects are in alphabetical order.
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Have you seen that hilarious Santa/Trump oriented cartoon thats been doing the rounds on a lot of websites recently ?, in it Santa Claus is on the roof of a house with his reindeer preparing to descend down the chimney but on the other side of the building Donald Trump has climbed up a ladder and is saying to Santa: "While you`re in there take their food stamps", and then Santa says back to Trump: "Food stamps ! ! !, you must be joking Mr. President, this is the house where the quite astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985 lives and i fully intend to spend the entire night having my willy squashed and squeezed between her truly unbelievable tits and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them ! ! !", then in the background one of Santa's reindeer says: "Fucking lucky fat bastard, hes gonna` tit-fuck arguably THE most perfect tits of all-time while we`ll have to stand out here all night in the cold and snow like wankers ! ! !". When i saw it i dont think i`ve ever laughed so much in my entire life and its been hailed as a Christmas classic that people will be falling about laughing at for the next 100 years and beyond.
Bob Cratchit: "You did say i could have Christmas Day off Mr. Scrooge ! ?".
Ebenezer Scrooge: "Oh, very well, but be in all the earlier the next morning ! ! !".
Bob Cratchit: "But Mr. Scrooge, the next day is Boxing Day and i want that
as well, you rotten old bastard ! ! !".
scoring that classic goal and lifting the World Cup Trophy in `86 were indeed marvelous and memorable, but if i`m being honest they still only represent and constitute the second greatest time in my life, the MOST incredible thing i ever experienced in my life (and perhaps will EVER experience!) occurred about a year earlier in `85, i was in Dublin in Ireland at exactly the same time (co-incidentally and luckily for me) that the truly amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey was there doing some stripping in night clubs so i went back stage to her dressing room at one of the night clubs after she`d finished her act (which was incredible for starters ! ! !) and told her that she drove me wild with lust and desire and that i desperately wanted to tit-fuck her astounding knockers. And then over the next few hours the bird proceeded to provide me with THE greatest and most incredible night of sexual pleasure i`ve ever had in my life, first i spent an hour having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably the most unbelievably perfect tits of all-time and then i unloaded literally half-a-pint of spunk all over them, then i fucked her, buggered her, sodomized her, 69nd-her, and spunked all over her. Then it was back to those amazing tits for another hour of quite incredible tit-fucking, what a truly mind-blowing bird Pauline Hickey was and i will NEVER forget that amazing night of lust i spent with her in Dublin 34 years ago. And, like i said, it will always be something that even out-ranks winning the World Cup with regards to the greatest and most memorable times of my life ! ! !.
I like those glory-hole videos where the birds guzzle down 15 wads of spunk out of 15 different choppers in 45 minutes, the great thing about them is that the geezers are almost totally anonymous (as they should be of course) so its like the bird is interacting with a completely disembodied dick there-by ensuring that nothing is gonna` spoil your wank. Hey, just imagine the amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey doing that, not only would it be fantastic to see the bird guzzle down half-a-gallon of spunk but a lot of the spunk would probably end up on those unbelievable tits (as it drizzled down onto them out of the sides of her gob!) and seeing that incredible bird with her astoundingly perfect tits drenched and dripping with the equivalent of 6 or 7 wads of spunk would`ve represented one of THE greatest masturbation-aids of all-time...COR...WOW...WEY-HEY...! ! !
Christmas for me has always been about the traditional things, a beautiful tree, coloured lights, tinsel, presents, food (in absurdly excessive amounts), booze (in ludicrously excessive amounts), the decorations, that wonderful warm magical Christmassy feeling that only occurs in the 6 weeks between late November and early January, family get-togethers, Christmas movies and music, the list goes on really. But i must admit that for a long time now the MOST magical thing that i experience and enjoy and look forward to at Christmas more than anything else is that every year on December the 25th at 9 in the morning my fairy godmother appears and allows me to travel back in time to 1985 so i can have my willy squashed and squeezed between the quite incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys truly unbelievable tits for 5 hours non-stop and then unload literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazingly perfect knockers, i say 5 hours because my fairy godmother always stipulates that i have to return at 2 in the afternoon in time for Christmas dinner with my family otherwise i forfeit the yearly treat with the astonishing Miss Hickey. Christmas and tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey, its such an astoundingly perfect and irresistably joyous way to experience the Yuletide magic. Merry Christmas everyone, and think of me on Christmas morning/early afternoon having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most stunningly perfect tits of all-time, who knows it might make you feel magical as well (or murderously jealous of me of course, depending on your mood).
"HU...HU...HU...Ohhhhh...The wonderful thing about Tiggers is Tiggers are wonderful things, they`re bouncy trouncy bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun, but the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is i`mmmmm the only one ! ! !...HU...HU...HU..."
HU...HU...HU...Ohhhhh...The wonderful thing about Pauline Hickeys tits is Pauline Hickeys tits are wonderful things, they`re bouncy trouncy bouncy flouncy fun fun fun fun fun, but the most wonderful thing about Pauline Hickeys tits is that you can have your willy squashed and squeezed between them, and then spunk all over them ! ! !...HU...HU...HU..."
Confutious, he say: "Man who has willy squashed and squeezed between incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievable tits then unload half-pint of spunk all over them circa 1985 forever destined to become President of United States 31 years later in 2016 ! ! !". Confutious wrote that prophesy 3000 years ago, and now, as we all know, its actually come true ! ! !.
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In the remake of Black Christmas (2006) i liked the scene where the geezer was spying on the gorgeous bird taking a shower, that birds arse was unbelievable and such a classic masturbation-aid in the freeze frame mode ! ! !.
Pauline Hickey was 17 in 1985...WOW...the same year that film was made where that incredible bird showed her amazing arse on the highway, imagine having those two astonishing birds as your sex-slaves in 1985 ! ! !, it would be the ultimate tits and arse fantasy, you could alternate between buggering the bird with the unbelievably perfect arse for half-an-hour and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk up her bum, then over to the stunning Pauline for half-an-hour of incredible tit-fucking and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk over her astounding tits and perhaps pearl necklace the bird as well. Like i said, you could then alternate between the two birds for literally a year of non-stop bummin` one bird and tit-fucking the other ! ! !, it would be total perfection and quite amazing.
"I`ve shagged literally hundreds of the worlds most gorgeous birds (obviously) but i must admit i`ve NEVER seen anything quite like the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, if i could`ve tit-fucked that bird 34 years ago my life would`ve been complete, the bird was mind-bogglingly incredible and totally astounding"
"Your mission Ethan, should you choose to accept it (although in this case i think the second half of that classic phrase was totally unnecessary, if you get my drift ! ! !), is to have your knob squashed and squeezed between the incredible 17 year-old Pauline Hickeys unbelievably perfect tits for 6 hours non-stop and then unload literally 2 pints of spunk all over those those truly amazing knockers, good luck Ethan. By the way, this time the secretary definitely will not REPEAT NOT disavow any knowledge of your actions because he desperately wants to do exactly the same things to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey as well ! ! !"
THIS TAPE WILL NOT SELF-DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS BECAUSE IT WANTS TO TIT-FUCK PAULINE HICKEY
"I wonder what astonishing gift the Gods of Olympus will bestow onto me for helping them to restore the empire to its former glory?"
"Spartacus, you will receive THE greatest prize in the entire history of the universe, the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985, and you will have your knob squashed and squeezed between her astoundingly perfect tits for all eternity!"
"I`m looking for Ike Clanton, anybody knows where he is they better tell me now"
"Hes upstairs Wyatt, tit-fucking the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985
"Being the star of a classic like Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid was indeed an honour and i think the ONLY thing i would`ve exchanged the entire experience for would`ve been if i could`ve tit-fucked the truly stunning Pauline Hickey in 1985, having my knob squashed and squeezed between arguably THE most unbelievably incredible knockers of all-time and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those amazing tits would`ve admittedly been infinitely superior to anything that Sam Peckinpah ever had to offer"
Rose Lavelle isn`t just a great player and goal scorer. The little darlin` also looks just like a beautifully pale complexioned, sweet, charming, magical, fawn-like, fairy-like, pixie-like, elf-like, lovely, cuddly, fluffy, wittle bunny wabbit. (Thats when shes not cheating by diving in the 18 yard-box when she hasn`t even been fouled to try to con the ref and VAR into to giving her an unfair PK of course!).
Heres a list of things i desperately want to do to the 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985: I want to fuck her, bugger her, sodomize her, 69 her, spunk all over her, and of course...OF COURSE...tit-fuck the bird senseless. 34 years ago that birds tits were THE most staggeringly and mind-bogglingly unbelievable i`ve EVER seen, the bird was totally beyond belief.
what kind of porn do you like ?, i prefer the Windows Vista Media Centre clips, the same 5 or 6 thrusts of the dick in and out of the birds bum over and over again or the same 5 or 6 squirts of spunk into the birds gob over and over again. Somehow i find it easier to concentrate, focus and jerk-off to those clips rather than watching the complete movies, perhaps because the clips essentially represent and constitute such beautifully encapsulated and perfectly modulated masturbation-aids par-excellence (as it were) where-as the complete movies are quite often much more erratic in their content both with regards to constantly changing camera angles and the type of scene on view at any given time during the 40 or 50 minute duration of the film. Also of course another major plus and vitally important bonus that you get with regards to the very best of the clips is that you never have to worry about a hideous and horrifying blokes arse suddenly coming into the shot and spoiling your wank.
"Being James Bond has brought me a lot of fame and money but theres still one thing i would gladly exchange it all for, i`d love to somehow travel back to 1985 and tit-fuck the truly amazing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey. Everything i`ve achieved in the last 15 or 20 years would still be nothing when compared to having my knob squashed and squeezed between THE most incredibly perfect tits of all-time and then unloading literally half-a-pint of spunk all over those astonishing knockers. 34 years ago that bird was THE most staggeringly unbelievable big-titted sex-pot i`ve ever seen. The bird was totally beyond belief in her unparalleled perfection ! ! !"
I desperately want to perform literally every imaginable, conceivable and possible sex-act in the known universe on the truly astonishing 17 year-old Pauline Hickey from 1985. 35 years ago that bird was quite simply the most mind-bogglingly unbelievable mega-titted beauty i've ever seen.
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